Hey Bandito! Does that ring a bell... well here is something for all the Handicap Committees out there to consider.

CONGU Unified Handicapping System 2008 - 2011

THE OBJECTIVE OF ALL UHS HANDICAP SYSTEMS - is to give a player a handicap that reasonably reflects their current playing ability.

WHY????
To give all players in the Club a handicap that gives each player as fair a chance as possible in all forms of competition.

HOW???
(Responsibilities of the Club [Clause 6.2 p18]):
ENSURE THAT THE SPIRIT AND INTENT OF THE UHS IS PROPERLY APPLIED AT THE CLUB

So if your sick and tired of hearing the question WHERE HAVE YOU LEFT YOUR HORSE? then remind your handicap committee of the objective of the UHS System and get them to implement the necessary changes to ensure a level playing field for all Members.